It seems a new kid has taken the place of the Bug eater since the arrest.  Our sources tell us  most of the bug eaters students have been seen with the new kid.  

And every time the new kid shows up at synagogue he always starts some kind of ruckus.   He almost alway breaks the laws of Moses during synagogue.  Imagine a man healing on the sabbath . . . how horrible.  We've heard that he will not allow anyone to elder him.   And worse yet the new kid does not come to synagogue to hear a message from an elder or anyone else.   He claims that everyone should go and pray alone to hear the voice of God.   He also claims . . . that there is only one teacher.  And he  spues out riddles like  . . . "when the blind lead the blind" . . . "both will fall into the ditch."  

It sounds like this kid has got a really bad case of DIY.   Anyways . . . we all know that it's not possible to grow spiritually without the aid of going to synagogue.    Other sources have said that the kid spent 40 days alone in the wilderness . . . now get this . . . what can a person learn while being alone in the desert.    Everyone knows that there are no books in the wilderness.  

Heretics . . . who are they hearing?  Parents be sure your children are properly instructed in synagogue . . .  so they don't become heretics.