The latest reports coming out the Jordan valley this week are about a crazy man that has the temple of God in an uproar.   It seems that a  young man  . . . that has not sat under a Rabbi has started teaching a new program about God . . . now get this . . . it does not involve the High Priest.  And yet people are flocking to the Jordan to get a look at this weirdo . . . who eats bugs. Yes he eats bugs . . . and he claims . . . now get this . . .  God told him to . . . eat bugs.

Yes . . . folks  . . . here we go again.  I just don't know what's got into our younger generation. You don't have to be a  catapult engineer  to figure out that Moses ordained the priest hood to connect man with God.  And the law is the law . . . God never changes . . . and he will never change the law. 

 Someone has got to put a stop to all this heretical madness.  It's just not kosher.  The next thing ya know . . . we have a new religion on our hands to deal with.  And the Romans will not take us seriously if a new religion springs up out the Jordan valley.  Worse yet Moses . . . would roll over in his grave.

We sent some of our best and brightest down there to question this new heretic.   They came back insulted and mumbling  . . . something about a riddle  . . . the bug eater . . . had taught them  . . . that an Axe was going to chop down all the trees of Jerusalem.    There is even  more crazy rumors that King Herod even likes the bug eater.  Now  . . . tell me  . . .how is the King going to entice new recruits into his army when this hits the fan.  

The grape vine now tells us . . . the bug eater is thinking about writing a book about God.  

All I know is . . . he'd better not set one foot in Jerusalem . . . if he does . . . he's ours. 

Heretics . . . ya never know . . . when one will sneak up on ya and start talking about the goodness of God.    My daddy always said   "A good heretic is a dead heretic,  cause God never changes.