Good news . . . Good news . . . the bug eater has lost his head.  That's right folks . . . another heretic has lost his second head.   We all know . . . that anyone . . . that is a  heretic . . . has lost his mind.  

Our investigative reporter has found out that a dancer has tripped up the bug eater.    Is not Karma wonderful.   The guy shoots off his mouth at everyone and he then loses his head.   And now, we know that God is not behind the bug eater because God did not save him.

The top theologians at Jerusalem U.  were unsettled with the rising popularity of the bug eater.  Many of them were considering  studying the teachings of the bug eater;  but since he's gone it's a done deal.

We've also heard that the complaint filed with the D.E.P. about the bug eater polluting the Jordan River with large amounts of human sweat is no longer a threat and local authorities tell us the Jordan will clean itself in a few years.   It's still not safe to drink the water.      

His sidekick, the kid . . .   is the focus of the big guys at Jerusalem U.   They are afraid of the rising popularity of the kid.  He even calls himself "the kid".   Anyways . . .  the reports are . . . the kid is nice to evil spirits.  The kid has the power to tell the evil spirits to leave the host.  The kid even grants requests from the evil spirits.   

Our sources tell us . . .  and the theologians all agree . . . that no one has ever had power over evil spirits . . . so therefore the kid is in league with the devil. 

The problem is . . . the kid never stays in one place.  He runs all over the country going from town to town . . . teaching his kingdom thing.   So it's next to impossible to serve the kid with the proper arrest warrant.   We've heard that the kid has caused a large hazmat disaster using his talent from the devil, in the Gadarene  area.   He  master minded a plot, to pollute the water with the dead bodies of hundreds of pigs.    Now . . . we are dead sure that the kid is in league with the devil.   The kid cares nothing about being a good steward of the earth.   Anyway . . . we are sure the locals are having a time cleaning up his mess.  They probably will deport the kid or better yet . . .  take away his passport.  

Anyone that knows the whereabouts of the kid is to report his location to the proper authorities.